The Geek (I Wouldn't Want To Sign It Either, 1971)

I had high hopes for this adult film about the search for a bigfoot. But The Geek is quite possibly the most abominable porno I've ever seen (see what I did there?). It'd be difficult to conjure up a more cynical film since it stints on basically everything - endless shots of walking, about a page of dialogue, stock music, desultory sex scenes, and, worst of all, The Geek itself (pictured below) doesn't show up until 43 minutes into a 56-minute film. I hear Something Weird Video released a 14-minute cut and it might be more merciful in that form. But this hopefully fullest-length version has me wondering if there's a level lower than the bottom of the barrel. The worst. 

P. S. A title says it was shot in Oregon, Washington, and Alberta.

Grade: F