I bought a scanner!

Which means you'll be getting lots of pictures of Joan Crawford. Here's one of my faves from her useful how-to-be-Joan-Crawford book My Way of Life:




















And it's true, ya know. I'm always running around with last minute cleaning and underwear drying before a party and thus always frazzled and mad at Stuart while guests are arriving. One day I'll be able to greet my guests like so, Diet Pepsi in glass and all.