Kathy's Graduation Present (Shaun Costello, 1975)

When I was a kid, I saw Kathy's Graduation Present advertised in the back of a video magazine as rated XXXX. Whoa! Fours Xs?!? I just *had* to see what promised to be new depths in naughtiness! Last night, my four-decades-long dream came true. And, as always, be careful what you wish for. Kathy's Graduation Present is 57 minutes of extreme indifference. There are some heavy hitters here: Annie Sprinkle, Jamie Gillis, Costello (of Water Power renown). But it's a bombed-out slog, best appreciated on the fly at your local adult theatre. Grade: C-minus.

 bratty Kathy smushing the hors d'oeuvres at her party